random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

if it doesn't seem right, it probably belongs here - soulecho

rotate freezer to balls works well. - drd69

I just got rickrolled by The Guardian - Stratafyre

it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta

it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

slowly dying in our own vomit - Krutz

just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench

there's enough donkey cock to go around - EPT

fuck you all and eat a dick. My site, my rules - hacked matt (steele did it)

a wretched soul is he who does not live or lust under summer's rule - arrowhen



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