random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

come for the porn, stay for the DIY tips - Ronin.ca

taser him again, boys - Moke

she's hot, and has a great ass, but that was gross - b

if we stop respecting 'dibs' then the world will dissolve into chaos - balzac

you cannot offend the truly innocent - Rapscallion

in a hurry to fap? Too bad, 'cause the audio is going to distract the hell out of you - aori

that turned out bigger than I expected, but... meh. - EPT

An aspiring tugger should probably consult a doctor before getting started... - HP Lovekraftwerk

my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48

when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT

just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench



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