Calming the Fearful Mind -
A Zen Response to Terrorism
I can't believe my cockholsters! - Nihil
what a bum-flavored funnelcake. - todde
if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik
a phallocracy of vaginophiles - kang
condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious
if we stop respecting 'dibs' then the world will dissolve into chaos - balzac
my wife occasionally checks SE, so I love monogamy too - flat_michael
-1,000,000 you cost me a blowjob - horseinsheep
how do you develop a resistance to something that drills a hole in you and injects DNA - moriati
the plural of anecdote isn't "data." - willrogers
I cant risk letting my right hand cramp up - lilmookieesquire