random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

you can't say things like that, sis. People will make pervy comments - shiney things

masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

tamp modded me up. Does that make me crazy? - Jaxon

I cant risk letting my right hand cramp up - lilmookieesquire

I also pee in the shower, but that's for another discussion - snowfox

just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench

it was only the one time and I was lonely. Really lonely - f00m@nB@r

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

still running version .9 - King of the Hill

I wonder if it's the kind of stuff JOECAM might have liked - EPT



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