random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT

it was only the one time and I was lonely. Really lonely - f00m@nB@r

I just got rickrolled by The Guardian - Stratafyre

because war is awesome in movies - sanepride

my wife occasionally checks SE, so I love monogamy too - flat_michael

it's because of all the working hours and cocaine - eIfish

during his precious visitation time he was posting to SE again! - lilmookieesquire

taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagliiiiiiiiine - ckfahrenheit

your kink is not my kink but your kink is okay - assbastard

when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate

shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate



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