Do you want to dig up a T-Rex? -
Why didn't anyone tell me excavation kits are a thing?
my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd - robotroadkill
I think I understand why matt wanted out - Jewbacchus
a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface
better to have clicked and hated than never to have clicked at all - sanepride
who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber
I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox
retarded people still like to fuck - almostz
I like that bear's buttocks - warmseat
please don't let your facts get in the way of the TRUTH - SilverDraghyeon
because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy
why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious
