random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

my wife occasionally checks SE, so I love monogamy too - flat_michael

I cant risk letting my right hand cramp up - lilmookieesquire

it sounds like something you want, but you don't - radioelectric

we welcome anyone who is intelligent and difficult to offend - spite48

I let go of all my sky babies" - Aidentas

my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd - robotroadkill

surprise dick is my favourite - kitten

averaging 1.5 nipples a post - ahPook

some pron in the extended - dook_sucks

if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard

society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad



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