random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik

keeps palms in business - Baxter_UK

stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

it sounds like something you want, but you don't - radioelectric

we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit

you dont waste your time here, You invest it - crwk8

all these tagline suggestions are too damn long to fit anywhere - Saint_Marck

The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface

man is the most extraordinary computer of all. And women are even cooler - Context

there's always time to pump - sacrelicious



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