Sphero -
OMG!!! It's a BB-8, App-Enabled Droid!!!
having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
my sock is now my sword - Gyro
I meant nipples - crwk8
I didn't design the darn thing ;) - steele
a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface
Joecam loves this stuff - Krutz
disparaging two of my three favorite places to put my penis - KingPellinore
ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious
I did not drink enough red bull for this. - steele
too subversive to be subtle - Chop-Logik
a serving of foamy prawn gel between courses helps to cleanse the palate - Saint_Marck