random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

why havent we replaced MORE fabrics with bacon-cloth? - wottan

oh, once again my boyish enthusiasm got the better of me - feeling constipated

it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context

please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim

I couldn't stand to leave my fuzzbutt behind - granitewitch

4chan can be the true face of the internet, because we're the true tits - Context

giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough

fettucine, linguine, martini bikini - another_it

I understand and I wish to continue - lost

LOLs guarantee citizenship - revchoppy

a reminder that female bodies ejaculate - Eru
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