random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I hereby suggest that a new verb for the act of cunnilingus be created - KingPellinore

my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48

who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber

it's not porn if it doesn't have genitals. - Misanthrope

it's a series of n00bs! - Chop-Logik

i wanna see your old hard drives - pmar13

nothing kills the mood faster than a punch to the cunt - Bodnoirbabe

I have never been happier in my life as the day I shat the ER up. - rndmnmbr

that noise is the ladies of SE moistening. - papango

I also pee in the shower, but that's for another discussion - snowfox

eat clit or die! - vahid
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