random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

In honor of our second anniversary, I've had a prostitute adopted in your name. - steele

the deep breathing was my pr0n running in the background... - absterjo

all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire

did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot

because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context

stretching the definition of "libertarian" a little more each day - Barnabas_Truman

terrorism I can sink my teeth into - Chop-Logik

I don't think most of you are actually reading the article - ExLife

when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT

eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis - monkeytooth

I'm afraid you can't get the shit back in the horse - sacrelicious



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