Kindle Paperwhite -
Why don't you have an eReader yet?
Tagline? - Mikhail_16
we welcome anyone who is intelligent and difficult to offend - spite48
why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious
sometimes a cigar is just a penis - Nihil
when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate
surprise dick is my favourite - kitten
just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench
where every month is Breast Awareness Month - cb361
keep it down and keep it dirty - moriati
some people have more time on their hands than seems healthy - cb361
because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr