Sphero -
OMG!!! It's a BB-8, App-Enabled Droid!!!
cunning ignorance - kichijoii
the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish
LATIN HOT BABY GENITALS! - mhy
my wife occasionally checks SE, so I love monogamy too - flat_michael
she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance
-1,000,000 you cost me a blowjob - horseinsheep
how I imagine madpride, only without the anuses - cb361
shetland is teh hawt equine - leswilkerson
my sock is now my sword - Gyro
I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy
I cant risk letting my right hand cramp up - lilmookieesquire