random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance

An aspiring tugger should probably consult a doctor before getting started... - HP Lovekraftwerk

eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis - monkeytooth

I hereby suggest that a new verb for the act of cunnilingus be created - KingPellinore

don't try to kill a guy who's willing to go down on you - sanepride

who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber

positive thinking will make tentacle porn possible - themanwhoeatslettus

eat clit or die! - vahid

man is the most extraordinary computer of all. And women are even cooler - Context

no sea too rough, no muff too tough, we dive at five - Fenny

smell that? That's desperation and shame - Shrike96



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