First as Tragedy, Then as Farce -
Billions of dollars have been hastily poured into the global banking system in a frantic attempt at financial stabilization. Where is the social stability?
don't try to kill a guy who's willing to go down on you - sanepride
taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagliiiiiiiiine - ckfahrenheit
don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will - sua_sponte
keeps palms in business - Baxter_UK
real men don't need permission to fap - Supreme_Coconut
I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy
defiantly masturbating material - tamp
please don't ruin my post, Tamp - Final_Draft
Yes, I know all of these things. - donnie - KingPellinore
where you can be a vagitarian - vahid
the truth will set you free. But first it will piss you off - madpride