Lies My Teacher Told Me -
Everything Your American History Textbook Got Wrong
the safeword is 'RANCH' - Roulette1337
most of our mouths are full of cock - assbastard
come for the porn, stay for the psychoanalysis - Barnabas_Truman
QUIT SAYING MY NAME AND TALKING ABOUT YOUR BONERS - Chop-Logik
I cant risk letting my right hand cramp up - lilmookieesquire
if it shouldn't go in the mouth, it shouldn't go in the body - ComposerNate
ain't nuthin gay about liking a girl with a pretty cock - sacrelicious
defiling the lifebag of man - tamp
it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta
I don't want to put my willy in that secret hole - Xiph0
The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface
