random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

who needs chocolate when you have cock? - discoLemonade

I just leave a soul patch on the front. It's like having a little Hitler in my pants - snowfox

I don't want to put my willy in that secret hole - Xiph0

your kink is not my kink but your kink is okay - assbastard

it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz

Please email all complaints to Saint_Marck@aol.com - Bleb

who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber

I hereby suggest that a new verb for the act of cunnilingus be created - KingPellinore

Batman is batman with a blue sky and green grass. Not a corpse on a tightrope with a fish - ukdollars

it's not about the panties. It's what's inside that counts - swiggy

it's not random, but it's not sensible either - FifthSpango



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