TRIGGER WARNING - Ankylosaur
the more you type, the righter you are - lilmookieesquire
we may be smart, but we can be damned lazy, too - TheFurnace
we're just searching for lump - mattfish
porn is expensive. Pr0n is free - Saint_Marck
it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta
stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur
new KRAFT squeeze-away-cancer, in all your favorite flavors - symmetrian
when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT
I like how you can see just a hint of asshole - crom
