Kindle Paperwhite -
Why don't you have an eReader yet?
if you're sock puppeting to save your reputation, you're not drunk enough - Dioxin
it's not porn if it doesn't have genitals. - Misanthrope
never underestimate a coconut - ckfahrenheit
stealing is a method of gain - arrowhen
I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
who needs chocolate when you have cock? - discoLemonade
all these tagline suggestions are too damn long to fit anywhere - Saint_Marck
if it shouldn't go in the mouth, it shouldn't go in the body - ComposerNate
Putting the fun in mastur-fun-bation. - forgotten
LET THE MATING BEGIN - swiggy
fuck you all and eat a dick. My site, my rules - hacked matt (steele did it)