random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361

constructed from mind-glue like a brain castle - Baxter_UK

Yes, I know all of these things. - donnie - KingPellinore

you and the goat will appreciate it in the end - lilmookieesquire

it's a series of n00bs! - Chop-Logik

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

wood man approves highly - snowfox

that noise is the ladies of SE moistening. - papango

swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel

most of our mouths are full of cock - assbastard

stretching the definition of "libertarian" a little more each day - Barnabas_Truman



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