random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361

good for your brain AND your prostate - PottyMouth

we're all boob girls here, trust me - spazm

constructed from mind-glue like a brain castle - Baxter_UK

sex for the ego, porn for the id - Lord Hypnos

if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance

if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard

he who falls asleep with sex problem on mind, often wakes up with solution on hand - Chop-Logik

it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection - Todomanna

a Canadian's ass is like a Play-doh Fun Factory - -_-

whose breast is that anyway? - cb361



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