Do you want to dig up a T-Rex? -
Why didn't anyone tell me excavation kits are a thing?
G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano
they won't rest until they give every social interaction creepy undertones - zkhan
who's in charge here anyway? - sanepride
the plural of anecdote isn't "data." - willrogers
you have become the mirror image of that which you despise - Nostrildamus
averaging 1.5 nipples a post - ahPook
you do not get to nominate your own comments for taglines - b
it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection - Todomanna
swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel
THERE IS NO TIME FOR LOVE WHEN YOU ARE A DEMON - Dioxin
where you can be a vagitarian - vahid