Kindle Paperwhite -
Why don't you have an eReader yet?
I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy
it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz
if you show fear, a monkey will bully you - cb361
legally speaking, we're all sodomists anyway - Barnabas_Truman
because war is awesome in movies - sanepride
like an angry bee in a hollowed-out garbanzo bean - Barnabas_Truman
too subversive to be subtle - Chop-Logik
you think teaching people to read will fix YouTube comments? - kishi
I have never been happier in my life as the day I shat the ER up. - rndmnmbr
priceless. And worthless. - sanepride
my wife occasionally checks SE, so I love monogamy too - flat_michael
