Ready Player One -
Ernest Cline wants you to remember the 80s.
I Love this Stuff - taeyn
I'd still do her, just wouldn't listen to her - Navier-Strokes
what, you were expecting Kenneth Branagh? - Amul Muzz
wood man approves highly - snowfox
Cry faps, and let slip the dogs of porn! - ralfmaximus
An aspiring tugger should probably consult a doctor before getting started... - HP Lovekraftwerk
nothing hotter than a girl who just says what she wants, or just sticks it in her own ass from time to time. - spite48
it's the fapture! - Robolt
fear breasts, as the moth fears the candle - theolypse
I come for the porn, I stay for the grammar lessons - jhvh1
it's not gay if he looks like a chick - mechanical contrivance