Do you want to dig up a T-Rex? -
Why didn't anyone tell me excavation kits are a thing?
nerdy girls are a singularity for dicks. - Nihil
I also pee in the shower, but that's for another discussion - snowfox
I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
we have interactive pornography. Its called sex - Tirade
coping with death by nonsensicality since ... today, apparently - taiga
glorifying the worst of mankind, and from a first-person perspective - ComposerNate
Swiss cheese is almost begging for tentacle rape - headlessfriar
stupid and ill-conceived. Plus, no backhand. - sanepride
it's almost like having friends - cb361
she's hot, and has a great ass, but that was gross - b
where herds of sluts run wild like feral ponies, humping everything in sight - lilmookieesquire
