random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard

cunning ignorance - kichijoii

abortion and procrastination don't mix well. - mwoody

sex for the ego, porn for the id - Lord Hypnos

it's not gay if he looks like a chick - mechanical contrivance

shetland is teh hawt equine - leswilkerson

Putting the fun in mastur-fun-bation. - forgotten

I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0

I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep

teaching people how to type one handed since 2002 - Metatron5369

just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench



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