random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context

is their server slow or am I fapping too fast? - virgindog

not bad, but not really good either. It's just sort of there, like Denmark. - PottyMouth

too subversive to be subtle - Chop-Logik

blessed are the Fundamentalists, for they shall inhibit the earth. - tamp

priceless. And worthless. - sanepride

who's in charge here anyway? - sanepride

eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis - monkeytooth

where herds of sluts run wild like feral ponies, humping everything in sight - lilmookieesquire

because the only thing more awesome than having a team of ninjas and a harem is having it be the same team - Jewbacchus

don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will - sua_sponte



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