The Shepherd's Crown -
The Final Discworld Novel.
what a bum-flavored funnelcake. - todde
a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface
Not Safe For Work. Or for people with morals - max_damage78
nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds - sacrelicious
swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel
it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context
marked NSFW because I know you fuckers too well. - Transfer
I don't think most of you are actually reading the article - ExLife
sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia - mky
comedic sociopathy is what I do for a hobby - rndmnmbr
it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz