random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

what a bum-flavored funnelcake. - todde

a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface

Not Safe For Work. Or for people with morals - max_damage78

nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds - sacrelicious

swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel

it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context

marked NSFW because I know you fuckers too well. - Transfer

I don't think most of you are actually reading the article - ExLife

sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia - mky

comedic sociopathy is what I do for a hobby - rndmnmbr

it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz



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