Lies My Teacher Told Me -
Everything Your American History Textbook Got Wrong
because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr
goddamnit, we can wank to anything - wyckedfae
your dongle is not unlike a cownipple - theolypse
I have never been happier in my life as the day I shat the ER up. - rndmnmbr
Not Safe For Work. Or for people with morals - max_damage78
she's hot, and has a great ass, but that was gross - b
I come for the porn, I stay for the grammar lessons - jhvh1
this is SE: you can fuck anything - Naruki
horse fellators. All of them. - ralfmaximus
she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance
i wanna see your old hard drives - pmar13