Snowcrash -
Can you smell what the Metaverse is cooking?
a vagina may not be a clown car but an ass is not a storage locker - tamp
all these tagline suggestions are too damn long to fit anywhere - Saint_Marck
if you show fear, a monkey will bully you - cb361
that's a terrible pick-up line - cb361
An aspiring tugger should probably consult a doctor before getting started... - HP Lovekraftwerk
I hereby suggest that a new verb for the act of cunnilingus be created - KingPellinore
you think teaching people to read will fix YouTube comments? - kishi
it's not random, but it's not sensible either - FifthSpango
where every month is Breast Awareness Month - cb361
a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox
the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG