random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

a vagina may not be a clown car but an ass is not a storage locker - tamp

like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361

why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious

goddamnit, we can wank to anything - wyckedfae

the sound of one hand clapping is the other hand fapping - YHVH

who needs chocolate when you have cock? - discoLemonade

to activate the unit, one must tap the unit - HoZay

my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd - robotroadkill

the Star of David - Refreshingly not a penis - drunk

the safeword is 'RANCH' - Roulette1337

spare the mod, spoil the child - thikarai



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