Do you want to dig up a T-Rex? -
Why didn't anyone tell me excavation kits are a thing?
oh, once again my boyish enthusiasm got the better of me - feeling constipated
abortion and procrastination don't mix well. - mwoody
masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil
that turned out bigger than I expected, but... meh. - EPT
keeps palms in business - Baxter_UK
are you a dick in real life too? - zkhan
unknown dick scares me - snowfox
like an angry bee in a hollowed-out garbanzo bean - Barnabas_Truman
whose breast is that anyway? - cb361
not into old dudes - themanwhoeatslettus
shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate
