random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

fear breasts, as the moth fears the candle - theolypse

there's always time to pump - sacrelicious

-1,000,000 you cost me a blowjob - horseinsheep

when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT

if you're sock puppeting to save your reputation, you're not drunk enough - Dioxin

home of the pr0nnoisseur - donnie

if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik

fake testicles were a free speech issue - hell yeah

why havent we replaced MORE fabrics with bacon-cloth? - wottan

that turned out bigger than I expected, but... meh. - EPT

it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz



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