random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

Yes, I know all of these things. - donnie - KingPellinore

condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious

sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia - mky

I'm not sure I see the point to a sex bot who's only vulnerability is exposure to fluids - foobar

positive thinking will make tentacle porn possible - themanwhoeatslettus

shetland is teh hawt equine - leswilkerson

fettucine, linguine, martini bikini - another_it

damn I am indignant and my panties are in a bunch - madpride

blood is the best lube - swiggy

because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr

just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench



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