random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep

I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0

stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur

my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48

never underestimate a coconut - ckfahrenheit

I'm afraid you can't get the shit back in the horse - sacrelicious

new KRAFT squeeze-away-cancer, in all your favorite flavors - symmetrian

what's relative might well be incest - incpenners

bleeding out my balls - Naruki

too subversive to be subtle - Chop-Logik

nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds - sacrelicious
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