random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds - sacrelicious

time makes paedophiles of us all. - cb361

if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard

-1,000,000 you cost me a blowjob - horseinsheep

unknown dick scares me - snowfox

it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context

if you start running low on space remember you can stack them inside each other. - arrowhen

my sock is now my sword - Gyro

don't try to kill a guy who's willing to go down on you - sanepride

all these tagline suggestions are too damn long to fit anywhere - Saint_Marck

a wretched soul is he who does not live or lust under summer's rule - arrowhen



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