I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox
sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia - mky
my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48
eat clit or die! - vahid
if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate
I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr
they won't rest until they give every social interaction creepy undertones - zkhan
wood man approves highly - snowfox
disparaging two of my three favorite places to put my penis - KingPellinore
I couldn't stand to leave my fuzzbutt behind - granitewitch
