random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

nothing kills the mood faster than a punch to the cunt - Bodnoirbabe

most of our mouths are full of cock - assbastard

we're just searching for lump - mattfish

that turned out bigger than I expected, but... meh. - EPT

not a fan of little girls or kittens? do NOT click this link - bltrocker

I'm not sure I see the point to a sex bot who's only vulnerability is exposure to fluids - foobar

stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk

yeah, and what about gay porn? - sacrelicious

Girls are like voltron, the more you stick together, the better it gets. - Chop-Logik

it's because of all the working hours and cocaine - eIfish

I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0



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