Kindle Paperwhite -
Why don't you have an eReader yet?
press F5 for a funny tagline - rebbel
you have brought me joy... but now I'm horny and alone - snowfox
I didn't design the darn thing ;) - steele
ranging from oddly flattering to uncomfortably violating - Baxter_UK
I Love this Stuff - taeyn
retarded people still like to fuck - almostz
nerdy girls are a singularity for dicks. - Nihil
I came for the beaver, I stayed for the quantum theory. And then I came for the beaver again - verycleanteeth
my wife occasionally checks SE, so I love monogamy too - flat_michael
it's not random, but it's not sensible either - FifthSpango
having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-