The Dollop -
It's history, but funny. Usually. Mostly.
never breaks - nor does it bend. - ricky60
constructed from mind-glue like a brain castle - Baxter_UK
if it doesn't seem right, it probably belongs here - soulecho
a real real man would use a sensible erectant - EPT
head, shoulders heart and groin, HEART AND GROIN - symmetrian
a phallocracy of vaginophiles - kang
nerdy girls are a singularity for dicks. - Nihil
stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk
because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy
Swiss cheese is almost begging for tentacle rape - headlessfriar
please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim
