The Hero with a Thousand Faces -
Why do we keep telling the same stories over and over?
I just leave a soul patch on the front. It's like having a little Hitler in my pants - snowfox
fapping all over the world -
take that, verb tenses - Dioxin
you don't need to be valuable to join the botnet - psychotim
having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate
eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis - monkeytooth
horse fellators. All of them. - ralfmaximus
you have become the mirror image of that which you despise - Nostrildamus
why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious
it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context
