Calming the Fearful Mind -
A Zen Response to Terrorism
giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough
the truth will set you free. But first it will piss you off - madpride
you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake - leezurd
the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG
swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel
is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
if you're sock puppeting to save your reputation, you're not drunk enough - Dioxin
Batman is batman with a blue sky and green grass. Not a corpse on a tightrope with a fish - ukdollars
I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox
when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT
first you have to convince Saint Marck to not be a useless pile of shit - Jewbacchus
