You Are Not So Smart -
Why You Have Too Many Friends on Facebook, Why Your Memory Is Mostly Fiction, and 46 Other Ways You're Deluding Yourself
giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough
Digg for dicks - plexer
wood man approves highly - snowfox
you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish
G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano
you have become the mirror image of that which you despise - Nostrildamus
if you're sock puppeting to save your reputation, you're not drunk enough - Dioxin
stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk
not into old dudes - themanwhoeatslettus
who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber
taser him again, boys - Moke
