random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

beer seriously kicked my ass - graham

never breaks - nor does it bend. - ricky60

if it shouldn't go in the mouth, it shouldn't go in the body - ComposerNate

never read comments - theolypse

if we stop respecting 'dibs' then the world will dissolve into chaos - balzac

swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel

fuck my ass, I suck - Chop-Logik

my sock is now my sword - Gyro

it was only the one time and I was lonely. Really lonely - f00m@nB@r

stupid and ill-conceived. Plus, no backhand. - sanepride

I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox



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