random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I think they're just pretending to be lesbians - jaxtraw

it's gonna be a huge weinerfest - Silent

I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853

not bad, but not really good either. It's just sort of there, like Denmark. - PottyMouth

to activate the unit, one must tap the unit - HoZay

because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

your kink is not my kink but your kink is okay - assbastard

what, you were expecting Kenneth Branagh? - Amul Muzz

where we help one another out through grope therapy - Navier-Strokes

TRIGGER WARNING - Ankylosaur



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