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OMG!!! It's a BB-8, App-Enabled Droid!!!
Not Safe For Work. Or for people with morals - max_damage78
first you have to convince Saint Marck to not be a useless pile of shit - Jewbacchus
if you show fear, a monkey will bully you - cb361
if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance
society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad
the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox
the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG
comedic sociopathy is what I do for a hobby - rndmnmbr
stupid and ill-conceived. Plus, no backhand. - sanepride
PeTA vs Blackwater: No matter who loses, we win - paxInanis
no sea too rough, no muff too tough, we dive at five - Fenny
