random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

during his precious visitation time he was posting to SE again! - lilmookieesquire

if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard

if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik

like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

interesting, if partially nonsensical and disheartening? - mura

to milk out buckets of fuck butter - DarkShadowRavenDragonGrrl69

most of our mouths are full of cock - assbastard

I don't want to put my willy in that secret hole - Xiph0

poetry is what happens when words get together for a gay orgy - arrowhen

it sounds like something you want, but you don't - radioelectric



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