random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

beauty really is only skin deep, especially in the case of the vagina - Bodnoirbabe

unknown dick scares me - snowfox

ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious

TRIGGER WARNING - Ankylosaur

every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr

if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate

the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG

if we stop respecting 'dibs' then the world will dissolve into chaos - balzac

if you look carefully you'll notice Marc is hugging his sister's butt and her foot is on his head - snowfox

I don't think most of you are actually reading the article - ExLife

In honor of our second anniversary, I've had a prostitute adopted in your name. - steele



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