You Are Not So Smart -
Why You Have Too Many Friends on Facebook, Why Your Memory Is Mostly Fiction, and 46 Other Ways You're Deluding Yourself
it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta
if anyone starts being dirty, I will come and kung fu you - LINGsCARS
it's gonna be a huge weinerfest - Silent
if it shouldn't go in the mouth, it shouldn't go in the body - ComposerNate
the sound of one hand clapping is the other hand fapping - YHVH
coping with death by nonsensicality since ... today, apparently - taiga
useless without pictures - cb361
ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious
Girls are like voltron, the more you stick together, the better it gets. - Chop-Logik
oh, once again my boyish enthusiasm got the better of me - feeling constipated
I hereby suggest that a new verb for the act of cunnilingus be created - KingPellinore