Do you want to dig up a T-Rex? -
Why didn't anyone tell me excavation kits are a thing?
a real real man would use a sensible erectant - EPT
the plural of anecdote isn't "data." - willrogers
it sounds like something you want, but you don't - radioelectric
my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd - robotroadkill
where you can be a vagitarian - vahid
too subversive to be subtle - Chop-Logik
bitches don't know about my particular set of skills - danshyu
cause everyone has balls - maryyugo
the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox
I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep
if I can fap to this so can you - Saint_Marck
