random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil

eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis - monkeytooth

ranging from oddly flattering to uncomfortably violating - Baxter_UK

better sign up for a prepaid legal, you gonna need it - fz75

giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough

new KRAFT squeeze-away-cancer, in all your favorite flavors - symmetrian

continuing my serial monogamy with digital images - badgerbaiter

he who falls asleep with sex problem on mind, often wakes up with solution on hand - Chop-Logik

I am sticking with cock - papango

the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox

what's relative might well be incest - incpenners



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