random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

much like the push-up bra, we like to support boobies - Tirade

are you saying we need to put boobs in harnesses? - Saint_Marck

I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox

don't try to kill a guy who's willing to go down on you - sanepride

my wife occasionally checks SE, so I love monogamy too - flat_michael

LOLs guarantee citizenship - revchoppy

rotate freezer to balls works well. - drd69

I just got rickrolled by The Guardian - Stratafyre

never breaks - nor does it bend. - ricky60

who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber

condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious



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